- You only buy products that “have affiliate programs”.
- You stop your online consultation to admire a new “exit pop up”.
- You convince your hair stylist to create an affiliate program so you can cover the cost of your hair cut.
- Your eyes light up in glee when you get a promotional email … so you can check out the sales copy.
- You notice yourself saying “Would you like an upsell?” instead of “Would you like fries with that Big Mac?”
- Being close to your computer is more enjoyable than dancing on a Saturday night.
- You research the new porn sales strategies on Skype and Twitter to see what tips you can steal.
- You compile a list of Twitter babes to show your friend.
- You’re the 1st person to post a comment on someone’s blog.
- You start using keywords in letters to your mom.
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